WVM2007-11
Mar 26 AGENDA
Calendar to April 1st

by Carolanne Reynolds, Editor
www.WestVan.org

Begging your indulgence.  Rushed out WVM10, then had to get a revised one out ,and this time I'm trying to get this out so I'll be WVM free for the weekend!  Corrections, requests for clarifications, additions (for what I've missed as well as submissions) are most welcome (for WVM12!).
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= MAIN ITEMS Ccl Mtg Mar 26: Clovelly-Caulfeild Neighbourhood Planning Process Report; NSACDI 2006/7
= Vive le Canada (Heritage Lighthouses); CULTUREWATCH; UPDATES/INFObits; Calendar to Apr 1st (ADRA mtg re Amb Mar 28; Budget 2007 Mar 29); DWV WORKING GROUPS/Info; Ccl Mtg AGENDA Mar 26th (Clovelly-Caulfeild; lots of Correspondence re Clovelly unhappy planning process, demolition of heritage house?, Cmnty Ctr's missed time targets, TILMA, etc; indeterminate number unnamed/not public); ADRA Mtg Notice/Info + Amb Master Plan Working Group; THE WAR AGAINST ERRORISM; More Puns 4 U; Quotations

*** VIVE LE CANADA
* HERITAGE -- Help Senator Pat Carney to preserve/maintain Pt Atkinson Lighthouse!
from: http://www.patcarney.ca/priorities.html
Only nine of B.C.'s stations are currently designated as fully or partially protected heritage buildings. They include Carmana Point, built in 1891; Fisgard (1860); Race Rocks (1842); Pachena Point (1908); Estevan Point (1909); Langara (1913); Triple Island (1921); Brockton Point (1890); and Point Atkinson (1874).
We need your help. If you would like to help preserve an important aspect of B.C.'s maritime history, please write to Fisheries and Oceans Minister Loyola Hearn, and to the Hon. John Baird, Minister of the Environment and Parks Canada (both at House of Commons, Ottawa, ON K1A 0A6), outlining your support for this bill.
For more information on Bill S-220, follow the links to read the text of the bill and speeches in the Senate. You will also find links to previous heritage lighthouse legislation speeches.

===  CULTUREWATCH
* A tour de force performance by Terence Kelly in Edward Albee's A Delicate Balance at Jericho Arts Ctr.  A memorable line:  "Time happens."
* If you haven't seen Number 14 yet, pls do (tix already gone for some performances).  It was written right here in Vancouver, has already toured and come back, and now here before going to NY (Broadway!).  V Funny.
*  If you've seen Half Life, pls send me your 'review' (reviewwvm@westvan.org) -- we're considering going.
*  Tix already on sale for Bard on the Beach (739 0559), starts May 31st! www.bardonthebeach.org
=== WEBWATCH: That adorable polar bear club born in Berlin in December is absolutely irresistible.  Google/Youtube Knut polar bear

===  UPDATES then INFObits
LATE-BREAKING NEWS:
Release of the notification/posting/etc guidelines moved from end of Feb to Mar 26 have now been delayed until after a mtg with staff and ccl liaisons next week.  The Mayor returns Monday.

> MUNICIPAL TAX TIME!
o Budget Info Meeting/Info - The town hall mtg will be held in Ccl Chambers on Thursday Mar 29 (see the Calendar) at 4:30.  If you can't attend, you can post comments on the Budget 2007 Community Forum.  Budget documentation and the forum are located at westvancouver.ca/budget.
o Budget 2007 calls for a 3.5% tax increase, allocated as follows:
Base Inflation 2%; Public safety improvements (Fire/Police) .51%; Assessment Appeals, Adjustment .38%; Possible service improvements/challenges .61%.
o Home Owner Grant Act Changes for Seniors
Rising property assessments have left many homeowners concerned about the impact on their property tax bill. The Province has implemented some changes to offset the impact on seniors.
Tax Deferral - The age at which taxes can be deferred has been lowered from 60 to 55.
Home Owner Grant - For some low income seniors, the Home Owner Grant will be provided even if their home is assessed above the threshold of $1,119,000. Further details and application forms will be available before property taxes are due. Visit www.rev.gov.bc.ca or westvancouver.ca/tax for more information.

> COMMUNITY CTR -- Keep an Eye on the Civic Site
Have you visited the Civic Centre Site to see how the Community Centre construction is progressing? You can now check out live images of the construction online!  Webcams have been installed on the roof of the Aquatic Centre and Seniors' Centre so now you can watch the new building grow from your PC.  Visit westvancouver.ca/communitycentre for information about this project, including highlights of construction to date, floor plans, or check out the webcam. If you have any questions, call 925 7125.  {See also Correspondence on Mar 26 agenda, Letter 22.}

> North Shore Sport Awards Tickets on Sale Now
The North Shore Sport Awards is the only community sport awards event of its kind in British Columbia. The awards, which are held each year to recognize residents who contribute to the sporting life of the North Shore, celebrate sport achievement at all levels, from recreational and high school to provincial and international, and also salutes coaches, volunteers and officials.
This year's event is set for: / Date:  Tuesday, April 3rd / Time: 7:30 pm 
Place: Park Royal Shopping Centre in North Mall (entrance beside The Gap store).
Tickets available at the door, or in advance for $5 at the Aquatic Centre and Gleneagles Community Centre front desks.

> SNAPSHOTS
***  do want to check this out but read that Afghans get paid $40 to $50 a month if a policeman compared with $70 they're paid by the Taliban.
*** Jordan has a popn of about 5M (remember BC has just over 4M), and has 750K refugees from Iraq, with more flooding in.  How wd we cope with that number/proportion?  Iraq's prewar popn was about 23M.  News reported that 2M have fled; there are 1.9M internal refugees in Iraq, and huge numbers in Syria (haven't got the figure); BBC News says 20K are fleeing per month.  Then someone sent me this news story: Iraqi medical crisis as doctors flee -- Iraq's hospitals are left in a medical crisis as up to 80% of doctors flee, most to neighbouring Jordan. http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/2/hi/middle_east/6479997.stm
This is so depressing when you realize that Iraq had one of the highest levels of education in the Middle East plus free medical care.  Now they can't travel safely to work if they're lucky enough to have a job, and the hospitals are rapidlyly emptying of equipment, drugs, staff.

===  CALENDAR to March 24th to Mar 31st=   ===  [all at M Hall unless otherwise]

===  Sat Mar 24 ~ 9am - noon ~ Ivy Pull organized by Lighthouse Park Preservation Society in park
===  Sun Mar 25 ~ 3pm ~  Chor Leoni at WV United Church, 2062 Esquimalt
+++  AT THE SILK PURSE -- "The Persian Garden" ends Mar 25th
In conjunction with the FBG, the Library, and the Seymour Gallery, the Silk Purse celebrates "IRAN: The Art of a Culture" featuring the watercolours and mixed-media art of North Shore artist Fariba Dashtaray.
+++  AT THE FERRY BUILDING GALLERY  +++ = ; IRAN -- A Celebration of Art & Culture -- ends Mar 25
Mixed Media by Dr. Houshang Seyhoun, Leila Amin, Ramin Jamalpour, & Neda Navid
+++ Congratulations on the 50th anniversary of the Treaty of Rome, the founding document that eventually led to what is now known as the European Union. It was signed on March 25, 1957, by France, Italy, Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg.

=== Tues Mar 27
~ 6 - 8pm ~ OPENING RECEPTION at FBG for Contemporary Treasures Exhibition (to April 15)
The Ferry Building Gallery is honoured to present a curated mixed media exhibition of works by prominent Squamish Nation artists. Also featured are artworks from the Spirit Gallery in Horseshoe Bay. Tel 925 7290.  ***Artists' Talk: Sat 2pm March 31 ***
~ 6 - 8pm ~ OPENING RECEPTION at the Silk Purse --EXHIBIT: "Patterns of Life" (to April 8)
Patterns of life enter into each facet of our daily lives and are instrumental in leading us forward and showing us where we have been. Photographic images including landscape, nature, wildlife, fine art, and travel, capture the imagination, and bring a special enjoyment, featuring the works of photographers Frances de Grace, Lani Jeffrey, Chris MacKenzie, and Sheryl R Smith.

=== 7pm Wed Mar 28
o  ADRA mtg at Library re Ambleside Town Ctr Strategy (presentation by staff, cclrs present to listen to questions and answers) at Library; see section below for notice/news.
o   WV Historical Society mtg at Srs' Ctr, speaker Les Strike: "The History of Scouting in WV".

=== Thurs Mar 29 -- SO MANY MEETINGS!!! and see Library at end of section for booksale!

~ 3:30 - 7:30pm ~ Design Review Mtg

~ 4:30 - 6:30pm ~ Town Hall Mtg re 2007 BUDGET
The theme of the 2007 budget is Fiscal Sustainability, embracing the principles and priorities in Council's three-year Corporate Business Plan, and following the recommendations of the Fiscal Sustainability Task Force.  This meeting is a chance to provide feedback.  Staff will present proposed budgets and two new proposed Policies (Public Amenity Contributions; and Partnerships/Sponsorships) for consideration and feedback. 

~ 5 - 7pm ~ NSACDI at DNV M Hall

~ 7 - 9pm ~ Police Bd Mtg now in Ch of Commerce Boardroom (MOVED from Police Bdrm)
~ 7pm ~ Understand the Cmnty Grants/NSh Social Services Review Working Group will meet at the Hall but not on the DWV website.

~ 7:30pm ~ The Silk Purse will present highlights of The Dream Healer performed by members of the UBC Opera Ensemble.  Both Lloyd Burritt (composer) and Don Mowatt (librettist) will be present.  Tix $10; call 925 7292

~ 7:30pm ~ NATURE VANCOUVER SPECIAL EVENT
BC's PROVINCIAL PARKS:  CAN THE IMAGE BE RESTORED?
On March 29, the Conservation Section of Nature Vancouver will host a forum on the current state of BC's provincial parks.  Guest speakers will be Derek Thompson, a former Deputy Minister for Ministry of Environment and a member of the Parks Elders Council; Scott Benton, Executive Director for Parks & Protected Areas, Ministry of Environment; and Ben West, a former Green Party candidate and the organizer of the 2006 BC Park Lovers Tour.
Our provincial parks are very important to members of Nature Vancouver and we plan to cover a range of issues related to the re-establishment of the BC Parks reputation. Topics include objectives of the parks and protected areas system and linking parks to people through recreation, stewardship, staffing and communication.
After opening statements by the panel members they will respond to questions from the audience. The Forum will be held in the Parish Hall of St. Mary's Kerrisdale, 2490 West 37th Avenue (at Larch), Vancouver (the regular meeting place of the Birding Section).
We are pleased that these three knowledgeable speakers have agreed to give their views, answer questions and debate the future direction for BC Parks.

+++  MORE AT THE WV MEMORIAL LIBRARY +++
Thursday 29 -- Friends of the Library Booksale Presale ~ 6:30 - 8:30pm
Admission only with Friends of the Library Membership. Mbrships available at the door (Adults $10, Youth $5).
Friday 30 and Saturday 31 -- Friends of the Library Booksale ~ 10 am - 4 pm
Sunday APRIL 1 -- THE GALLERY AT THE LIBRARY PRESENTS:
BEAUTIFUL BRITISH COLUMBIA -- April 1 - 30.
Please join us for an opening reception Friday April 13th from 6:30 to 8pm
 
--  ALSO APR 1st  --  Second Annual Nepali Film Festival! 11am - 6:30pm Sunday Apr 1 at Langara College
Proceeds go to projects supporting children and youth in Nepal; Film details and ticket info: www.tras.ca/filmfest and nepalifilmfest@yahoo.ca

+++  Check out www.kaymeekcentre.ca for events at KMC!

===  WORKING GROUPS  -- check DWV website for updates
{There's lack of parallelism in the lists but I haven't time to correct that before sending this out; will send to Hall.}

> Ambleside Master Plan Working Group -- Description in ADRA section
> Arts and Culture Strategy Implementation Working Group -- To be determined (not yet named)
> Child Care Services Working Group -- See description below -- 1
> Community Centre Governance Working Group -- To be determined
> Community Grants/North Shore Social Services Review Working Group -- See below -- 2
> Environmental Strategy Implementation Working Grsoup -- See below -- 3
> Heritage Strategic Implementation Working Group -- See below -- 4
> Housing Dialogue and Neighbourhood Character Working Group -- See below -- 5
> Rodgers Creek Area Working Group -- See below -- 6

* 1 *  Child Care Services Working Group
Purpose
The purpose of this working group is to provide support and expert advice in addressing immediate child care issues in the community and to address Councils directive to come forward with an updated child care policy that supports the provision of adequate, quality, accessible child care services (includes day care for infants and toddlers, preschoolers before and after school care and educational preschool programs) in the community.
It addresses long term child care needs of the community and ensures that child care services are considered as an integral part of long term planning for community sustainability.
Duties
Work with staff from the District of West Vancouver, School District #45, community agencies and community members to determine innovative ways to address both immediate and long term child care service needs of the community that are sustainable.
Origin of Work
The primary task of the working group will be to come forward with an updated child care policy that supports the provision of adequate, quality, flexible and accessible child care in the community, including review and consideration of the following matters outlined in section 3 of the report of the Planning Analyst dated January 16, 2007:
        1.      Review the North Shore Child Care Needs Assessment, upon its completion, and report back with appropriate response and actions.
        2.      Consider amending the zoning bylaw to allow child care on commercial properties that meet health and safety standards of Provincial Child care Licensing.
        3.      Explore opportunities for child care facility space in the community on municipal and other community sites.
        4.      Consider child care facility space as a community benefit in new development.
        5.      Consider developing guidelines for child care in residential areas to address potential impacts on neighbourhoods.
        6.      Review and address the impact to the community of the recent decision by the Federal Government to eliminate significant funding to the child care sector.
One of the initial tasks of the working group will be to address the issues raised by the eviction notice given to Cedardale Child Learning Centre to vacate the premises of Cedardale Elementary School by the end June 2007.
Membership
Council Members *       To Be Determined
Citizen Members *       Maureen Carneillo, Joanne McKenna, Nadine Peterson, Robert Emlyn, Lida Izadi, Maria Morisseau, Kitty Roberts, Jane Kellett (WVSB)
Staff Liaison   *       Anne Mooi, Social Services Manager
Term
The Working Group will work for a one year term and may or may not finish its work in this term. The target is to resolve immediate issues and develop a framework for a revised child care policy which reflects the local community need.

* 2 *  Child Care Services Working Group
Purpose
The purpose of this working group is to provide support and expert advice in addressing immediate child care issues in the community and to address Councils directive to come forward with an updated child care policy that supports the provision of adequate, quality, accessible child care services (includes day care for infants and toddlers, preschoolers before and after school care and educational preschool programs) in the community.
It addresses long term child care needs of the community and ensures that child care services are considered as an integral part of long term planning for community sustainability.
Duties
Work with staff from DWV, School District #45, community agencies, and community members to determine innovative ways to address both immediate and long term child care service needs of the community that are sustainable.
Origin of Work
The primary task of the working group will be to come forward with an updated child care policy that supports the provision of adequate, quality, flexible, and accessible child care in the community, including review and consideration of the following matters outlined in section 3 of the report of the Planning Analyst dated January 16, 2007:
        1.      Review the North Shore Child Care Needs Assessment, upon its completion, and report back with appropriate response and actions.
        2.      Consider amending the zoning bylaw to allow child care on commercial properties that meet health and safety standards of Provincial Child care Licensing.
        3.      Explore opportunities for child care facility space in the community on municipal and other community sites.
        4.      Consider child care facility space as a community benefit in new development.
        5.      Consider developing guidelines for child care in residential areas to address potential impacts on neighbourhoods.
        6.      Review and address the impact to the community of the recent decision by the Federal Government to eliminate significant funding to the child care sector.
One of the initial tasks of the working group will be to address the issues raised by the eviction notice given to Cedardale Child Learning Centre to vacate the premises of Cedardale Elementary School by the end June 2007.
Membership
Council Members *       To Be Determined
Citizen Members *       Maureen Carneillo, Joanne McKenna, Nadine Peterson, Robert Emlyn, Lida Izadi, Maria Morisseau, Kitty Roberts, Jane Kellett (WVSB)
Staff Liaison   *       Anne Mooi, Social Services Manager
Term
The Working Group will work for a one year term and may or may not finish its work in this term. The target is to resolve immediate issues and develop a framework for a revised child care policy which reflects the local community need.

* 3 *  Environmental Strategy Implementation Working Group
Purpose
The purpose of this working group is to provide support and expert advice in implementing the District of West Vancouver Environmental Strategy. Work undertaken will be on a priority basis as identified by staff and as detailed in the "Environmental Strategy Work Plan".
Duties
The members of the working group will work with staff and the Council representative to create specialized task groups to help review and support specific projects as required.
Origin of Work
In May 2005, Council adopted the Environmental Strategy. The Environmental Strategy charts a course for how the environmental policies of the Official Community Plan will be put into practice.
The strategy contains a work plan that details recommended actions, deliverables, lead departments, and potential budget implications.
Staff have committed to report back to Council on the status of initiatives outlined in the Strategy. The first annual report was provided in July 2006.
Membership
Council Members *       Councillor Bill Soprovich
Citizen Members *       Nora Gambioli; Hugh Hamilton; Thanh Nguyen; Freda Pagani; Trish Panz; Kurt Peiffer; Ray Richards; Paul Tutsch
Staff Liaison   *       Stephen Jenkins, Environmental Coordinator
Term
The term for the Working Group is a maximum one year (January 2007-December 2007). Particular projects will be identified and reviewed in detail by a task group. These issues will then be brought back to the larger working group with recommendations for successful implementation. The desired outcome is continued success with the implementation of the Environmental Strategy.

* 4 *  Heritage Strategic Implementation Working Group
Purpose
The purpose of this Working Group is to provide advice to Council, staff and consultants on specific actions outlined in the Heritage Strategic Plan. The Plan has an implementation time-line of 10 to 15 years; and it is envisioned that a project-specific Working Group may be convened from time to time, to assist with specific implementation steps.
The only implementation action approved by Council, as part of staff's 2007 work program is the development of a Community Heritage Register. The intent is to retain the services of a heritage consultant, with partial funding from BC Heritage. Work is intended to commence in the first quarter of 2007, with substantial completion by March 31, 2008.
A Community Heritage Register must be adopted by a local government resolution. It has legal status, and provides access to powerful tools within the local Government Act and Community Charter. It may be created from a new list of historic places, of from an existing inventory.
A Community Heritage Register:
        *       can enhance the public's appreciation of the identity and character of the community;
        *       provides a means of informing the public of a property's heritage value;
        *       can facilitate the integration of heritage conservation into community planning, and play a role in enhancing community sustainability;
        *       provides a tool for determining eligibility for heritage programs and incentives;
        *       provides eligibility for special provisions within the BC Building Code Heritage Building Supplement for heritage properties; and
        *       allows a local government to undertake actions to protect heritage resources (e.g., temporarily withholding of demolition permits and/or building and development approvals, ordering heritage inspections, or monitoring changes in properties through a licensing and permit application process for historic places listed on a Community Heritage Register), if necessary.
Duties
The Working Group will participate in the development of a Community Heritage Register.
The Working Group's role will include the following:
        *       Review of consultant terms of reference, and input into the consultant selection process
        *       Participating in a community workshop in Spring 2007, as the 'kick-off' event for this project
        *       To advise on:
        *       The content and format of the Heritage Register
        *       Integration of the Heritage Register with the District's property information and mapping / GIS systems
        *       Public information materials related to the Register
        *       Nominating resources for inclusion in the Heritage Register
        *       Ensuring that community values pertaining to heritage in West Vancouver are represented by the initial set of listed resources
        *       Providing input on the draft Heritage Register (document) and providing recommendations to Council
Should any heritage-related issue come before Council during this period, the Working Group could be called upon to provide input on potential heritage resources, in the absence of a completed Heritage Register.
Origin of Work
In June 2006, Council adopted the Heritage Strategic Plan, and approved the preparation of a Community Heritage Register as the primary implementation action for 2007-2008. The approved budget for preparing the Heritage Register is $35,000, which includes a Provincial contribution of up to $15,000 (BC Heritage).
An Inventory of Significant Natural Resources is identified in the Plan as a separate implementation step, and will not form part of the Working Group's current project.
Membership
Council Members *       Councillor Vivian Vaughan
Citizen Members *       Ian MacDonald; Mehraban Shahrvini; Patricia Jarvis; Lori Cameron; Carol Howie; Tom Wardell; Aline Brown; Carolanne Reynolds
Staff Liaison   *       Stephen Mikicich, Sr. Community Planner
Term
As the Community Heritage Register will be partially funded by BC Heritage, the completion date for this work is largely tied to Provincial funding deadlines. In order to meet the grant terms laid out by BC Heritage, the project should be substantially completed by March 31, 2008.

* 5 *  Housing Dialogue and Neighbourhood Character Working Group
Purpose
A discussion of housing issues and options should occur within a broader community dialogue on neighbourhood character, because any proposed housing initiative must be capable of integration within the existing social and physical fabric of a neighbourhood. This dialogue will include three key components:
        1.      Discussion Paper on West Vancouver's "Facts and Stats" - to serve as a backgrounder on housing issues and opportunities
        2.      Community Survey on Secondary Suites - to ascertain public opinion on the possibility of legalized suites
        3.      Series of Community Workshops - to enable public dialogue on a variety of neighbourhood character issues
Duties
The Working Group will assist District Council and staff in engaging the community in a dialogue on neighbourhood character and housing issues, and will provide advice on possible District actions to address these.
The Working Group's role will include:
        *       Review of background (summary) documents for an orientation on neighbourhood character and housing issues
        *       Review of terms of reference for a survey on secondary suites
        *       Assisting staff in designing and implementing a series of community workshops
        *       Providing input on an 'on-line' community forum
        *       Facilitating workshop discussions
        *       Review of survey findings and community input, and preparation of recommendations to Council
Origin of Work
The OCP identifies the need for further community dialogue on issues such as limited housing options for seniors, young adults and young families, and concerns over housing affordability. The OCP also recognizes the importance of maintaining the character of established neighbourhoods.
Membership
Council Members *       Councillor John Clark
Citizen Members *       Susan Anderson; Christine Banham; David Crilly; Jacquie Gijssen; Andy Krawczyk; Freda Pagani; Barbara Pettit; Beverly Pittman; Keith Pople; Ava Yazdani
Staff Liaison   *       Stephen Mikicich, Sr. Community Planner
Term
It is envisioned that the initial term for this Working Group will be approximately nine (9) months. Its primary mandate will be to report back to Council with the results of a community dialogue on neighbourhood character and housing issues, and the findings of a community survey on secondary suites.

* 6 *  Rodgers Creek Area Working Group
Purpose
To envision a future community for the Rodgers Creek Area and establish detailed principles for the Area Development Plan, taking into consideration the Upper Lands principles and processes described in the Official Community Plan. Community facilities and potential land use patterns in adjacent lands may be part of the consideration.
Duties
The Working Group will assist staff in the development of a Rodgers Creek Area Plan by:
        *       reviewing the work done to date,
        *       establishing detailed principles for the Area Development Plan
        *       providing direction on issues associated with implementation aspects of the Area Development Plan.
Once a draft Area Development Plan is prepared, the Group will review and provide advice on the draft plan. The advice of the Group will be forwarded to Council as part of a staff report.
Origin of Work
The OCP provides policies to guide the development of the Upper Lands - objectives for the Upper Lands, four community building principles, a framework for identifying and acquiring public lands to meet long term community needs, and development strategies.
It also provides that Area Development Plans be prepared "in order to establish future land use and development objectives for neighbourhoods and to create more detailed Development Permit guidelines for subsequent implementation and subdivision designs." The scope of an Area Development Plan is set out in Policy UL6.
The four community building principles which are to guide all actions in the Upper Lands are:
        1.      create a strong community
        2.      establish a sensitivity and connection to the natural environment and mountain qualities
        3.      encourage a diverse community
        4.      focus on environmental and economic sustainability
The Upper Lands section of the OCP 2004 is attached and forms part of the Operating Guidelines.
Membership
Council Member  *       Councillor Rod Day
Citizen Members *       Jennifer Bailey; John Barker (alt. Kurt Peiffer); Harold Kalke; Dean Mailey; Frank Musson; Jack Redenbach; Michael Rosen; Julia Rylands; Brian Walker
Staff Liaison   *       Geri Boyle, Manager of Community Planning
Term  --  Adoption by West Vancouver Council of an Area Plan for Rodgers Creek.

=====  ADRA and AM= BLESIDE TOWN CENTRE  =====

After the AGM in February, Cclr Ferguson asked for a meeting with ADRA members to discuss the Ambleside Town Ctr Strategy so ADRA has booked the Peters Room in the Library for Wednesday, March 28 at 7pm for a presentation followed by questions.
Below pls find the mtg notice (and newsletter with a few corrections/revisions, slightly edited so not quite the same as was sent out) followed by the terms under wch Ccl has set up a Working Group for the Ambleside Master Plan.
AMBLESIDE & DUNDARAVE RATEPAYERS' ASSOCIATION [NOTICE/NEWSLETTER]
8 March 2007
The Ambleside Town Centre Strategy meeting sponsored by ADRA will be held in the West Vancouver Memorial Library on March 28, 2007, 7:00 - 9:00 pm in the Peters Room.
This meeting will give you an opportunity to view the presentation of re-development in Ambleside and to ask questions regarding height, density, parking, and traffic.  Present building limits are two storeys, with exceptions allowed to three or more.  Please come to the meeting and express your views on what you want to see developed in this area.  Councillor Ferguson and others will be present.
Resident Rights
Are you aware that there is a proposed re-development of the Capilano West Restaurant site on the SE corner of 24th Street and Marine Drive?  This involves rezoning the residence at the east side of the restaurant from residential to commercial.  The developers would like to acquire a second residential lot to the east and rezone it in order to build an even larger building.  These residential lots are duplexes, the same as the rest of the block.  This redevelopment is to accommodate a new Capers grocery store.  {WVM will also let you know of any opportunities for input asap.]
Daycare
At the entrance to Anderson Crescent there is currently a group daycare which recently received a licence to expand to 20 children.  This daycare will be "grandfathered" whether or not the zoning bylaw is amended.  The operators of the daycare have purchased the house across the street and are applying for another group daycare licence for another 20 children.   According to the Planning Department we already have "1,190 individual child care spaces" in West Vancouver.  Residents on Anderson Crescent oppose more than one daycare on their street, as traffic, congestion and safe parking are already a problem.  The Council deferred the bylaw until June 18, 2007.  Until then, a group daycare need only meet the provincial requirements for a daycare licence in order to open in any single-family home in West Vancouver.
{There is a child-care assessment survey going on now, as well as a Working Group (see above).  Please contact the Hall 925 7000 for information and input.}
Comments from ADRA Members at February 6, 2007 AGM
1.      A member referred to recent reports about the number of FTEs (full-time equivalents) on staff in North Van City, North Van District, and West Van, and pointed out West Van has far more per resident than the others.  Councillor Smith agreed that staffing needs a detailed review.  Councillor Soprovich wants a staffing considered for the 2007 budget.  Councillor Vaughan wants to look at the non-core activities with a view to reducing them.
2.      A member pointed out the unreasonableness of the District wanting people who make a presentation to the Mayor and Council at an open meeting to give their name and address while those who write a letter to Council have their name, address, and the contents of the letter kept secret and away from the public.  Councillors were asked why they would not make the legal opinion upon which this action was taken available to the public.  ADRA has long advocated the full publication of letters to the Mayor and Council.  A director explained that in the past Council has said all letters to Mayor and Council would be part of Correspondence at the council meeting (ie public and could be discussed) whereas those to individual elected representatives or staff would not be, therefore this Council had significantly changed the policy and practice, a past commitment.
3.      A Director asked why Council had not made public a report on the $6 million water meter installation program.  The water expenditures for capital and operations seemed far out of line relative to the revenue from water user fees.  Councillor Ferguson thought that the original budget and a comparative report were public.  Councillor Smith stated that there must be a business case for expenditures.
4.      A member expressed an opinion that an expanded restaurant in Ambleside Park would result in an exacerbated parking problem.  He was also against an increase in the height of buildings in Ambleside.  Councillor Smith said he thought it would be the same footprint and it needed to be revenue-generating.
5.      ADRA is concerned about the lack of notification of committee and working group meetings and the increased number of closed meetings, contrary to provisions of the Community Charter and provincial legislation ensuring opportunities for public inclusion.
6.      A question was asked about ADRA policies and meetings.  ADRA's stated objective is to promote and encourage resident participation in decisions affecting the Municipality of West Vancouver, specifically pertaining to the Ambleside and Dundarave area.  We support controlled growth and development that reflects the character of existing residential and commercial areas in our neighbourhoods.
Comments from Councillors at ADRA's AGM
= Councillor Ferguson is the Council 'lead' [term used for liaison with Council] of the Ambleside Master Plan Working Group.  [Info from DWV website follows this notice; AMPWG is composed of; Karl Gustavson, an architect; Chuck Walker (Walker Building) and David Chard (of Hollyburn 'Medical' Ctr fame), developers; Dolly Cartwright (seniors' advocate, long-time resident), Rob Harrington of West Van Florist; Joe Waibel of Bonavista Property Management, Aileen McManamon, Donal O'Callaghan, and Ava Yazdani.  Apparently five business people, three 'residents', and one student.  At the time of the meeting the exact composition was not known but ADRA directors have expressed the opinion that more residents ought to be part of the Working Group.]  Cclr Ferguson said that her meetings would abide by the legislation with regard to going in camera.  ADRA appreciates the fact that Cclr Ferguson is interested in receiving suggestions on public process for this Working Group.  {Subsequently she asked to meet with ADRA to receive members' views hence the ADRA public meeting was set for March 28 to hear the presentation on the proposed Ambleside Town Centre Strategy, ask questions, and express their opinions.}
= Councillor Rod Day spoke briefly on the Rodgers Creek Area Working Group. It is over 200 acres above the Upper Levels and the increase in population will have a major impact on the District. The Working Group includes two architects, a planner, an engineer, two environmental workers, a resident, and a representative of the West Van Streamkeeper Society.
= Councillor Vivian Vaughan expressed her concern about the growth in the number of residents far exceeding the OCP numbers. She pointed out that the Mayor and all Councillors had campaigned on the basis of less than 1% per annum growth in population. Present redevelopments have already provided for more people than this.  The Ambleside redevelopment will add even more although there is no indication of numbers in the Staff Report.  {Come to think of it, I haven't seen costs, either.}
= Councillor Mike Smith stated his goal of keeping spending and taxes down. He stated that the large capital reserves have been spent. The Operating Budget has increased at twice the rate of inflation. The Request For Proposals for a restaurant in Ambleside Park is an attempt to determine if the present restrooms and concession stand can be replaced at no cost to the property taxpayer.
= Councillor Bill Soprovich stated that he, too, did not want development to exceed the Official Community Plan provision of 1% per year. He pointed out there were some very large developments in progress outside of the District that would impact heavily on West Vancouver. Those on the Squamish Land to the east of the Lions' Gate Bridge are to add 7,000 to 12,000 people or more. There are over 3,000 residential units coming north of Horseshoe Bay. There is the Rodgers Creek development above the Upper Levels highway. All of these will have tremendous impact on traffic in West Van and on the Lions' Gate Bridge.
Councillor Soprovich is lead for the Environmental Working Group dealing with sustainable environmental consideration and land use planning.  He wants to see a new model for the Committee/Working Group dealing with grants and Social Services for the North Shore as the present model is not working. Grants are a particular problem. As a Council member who was on the Financial Sustainable Task Force, he wants to see some of its recommendations implemented in the forthcoming budget for 2007.

The Ambleside and Dundarave Ratepayers' Association Board as of March 2007
PresidentŠŠ.Elaine Fonseca    604 926 6686                  Vice PresidentŠŠ.Keith Pople
TreasurerŠŠ.Ray Richards       Rrichards6332@shaw.ca
DirectorsŠŠ. Roff Johannson, Carolanne Reynolds, David Stephenson, Eleanor Thomas
Please submit your comments and suggestions on matters of concern to you.  You are welcome to email board@adra.westvan.org and/or phone the President.
ADRA MEMBERSHIP: Annual membership is only $5 if you have an email address, or $15 if you require mail-outs.

*  Ambleside Master Plan Working Group (AMPWG)
Purpose
The purpose of this Working Group is to review the draft Strategy document completed in December of 2006.
Duties
        1.      Review the Ambleside Town Centre Strategy document, within the context of the Ambleside Park Vision Plan and the Arts and Cultural Strategy, and provide advice on any issues that should be addressed or on any modifications or improvements that could better achieve the goal of the Strategy.
        2.      Comment on and/or recommend a communications and public process strategy.
Origin of Work
West Vancouver's 2004 Official Community Plan (OCP) provides a framework of planning principles, objectives and policy directions that reflect local community values and aspirations, as well as regional roles and responsibilities.
A key priority and policy direction identified in the OCP is to reinforce the role of Ambleside as West Vancouver's Town Centre and to conduct an Ambleside Town Centre Review to identify measures that could strengthen and enhance this role.
The Ambleside Town Centre Strategy document is the outcome of this review. It includes a vision, policies and actions, and proposed design guidelines.
Numerous background studies were undertaken towards developing the strategy.
Membership
Council Member: Councillor Jean Ferguson
Citizen Members: Dolly Cartwright; David Chard; Rob Harrington; Karl Gustavson; Aileen McManamon; Donal O'Callaghan; Joe Waibel; Chuck Walker; Ava Yazdani
Staff Liaison:  Colette Parsons, Planner, Urban Design Planner
Term
The term is for approximately six months. There are two significant outcomes:
        1.      Advise Council on the outcome of the Working Group's review of the draft Ambleside Town Centre Strategy document, including advice on any omissions that should be addressed, on any modifications or improvements that could better achieve the goal of the Strategy and on the proposed development permit guidelines
        2.      Advise Council on initiatives the District and the community might pursue to promote the area and encourage an attractive mix of retailers and services.

===  COUNCIL MEETING AGENDA Mar 26

1. APPROVAL OF AGENDA
2. Adoption of February 26, 2007 and March 05, 2007 Regular Council Meeting Minutes and March 12, 2007 Committee of the Whole Minutes
RATIFICATION OF RECOMMENDATIONS  FROM MARCH 12, 2007 COMMITTEE OF THE WHOLE
3.         Recommendations from March 12, 2007 Committee of the Whole
RECOMMENDED: THAT the recommendations from the March 12, 2007 Committee of the Whole Meeting regarding:
2007 Budget Presentation; Draft Partnership and Sponsorship Policy; Draft Public Amenity Contribution Policy; Gleneagles Golf Course: Building Options; Town Hall Meeting on Thursday, March 29, 2007; and Appointments to Design Review Committee
be ratified.
DELEGATIONS
4.         D. Lunden, Super Cities Walk for MS, North Shore Committee, regarding Super Cities Walk for MS in Ambleside Park on Sunday, April 22, 2007
REPORTS
5.         Clovelly-Caulfeild Neighbourhood Planning Process
For additional information, {go to DWV website for agenda and} go to link Clovelly-Caulfeild Web Page
            At the February 12, 2007 Regular Council Meeting, Council recommended that the following reports, copies of which are attached for reference, be received for community comment and Council consideration on March 26, 2007:
=B7        Report from the Sr. Community Planner re: "Clovelly-Caulfeild Neighbourhood Planning Process" dated February 2, 2007;
=B7        Working Group Final Recommendations Report
            Report from the Clovelly-Caulfeild Neighbourhood Plan Working Group:  "Clovelly-Caulfeild Neighbourhood Planning Process:  Final Working Group Recommendations, January 2007"; and
=B7        Discussion Papers
            Compilation of Four (4) "Discussion Papers" prepared by members of the Working Group.
CALL FOR PUBLIC INPUT
RECOMMENDED: THAT all written and verbal submissions regarding Clovelly-Caulfeild Neighbourhood Planning Process up to and including the Council Meeting held on March 26, 2007 be received, and that Staff report back to Council regarding submissions received, and recommended actions.
6.         North Shore Advisory Committee on Disability Issues
Review of 2006 Committee Work and 2007 Workplan and Budget (File:  0180?18?06)
RECOMMENDED: THAT
            1.         The North Shore Advisory Committee on Disability Issues 2007 Workplan be approved; and
            2.         The budget request for a one third share ($3267) of the total budget ($9800) be referred to the 2007 budget consideration.
7. CONSENT AGENDA ITEMS - Report and Correspondence
REPORT FOR CONSENT AGENDA
8.         2006 Census - Total Population and Dwelling Counts
RECOMMENDED: THAT the Council Information Report dated March 14, 2007 from the Planning Analysts ... be received.
CORRESPONDENCE LISTS FOR CONSENT AGENDA
9.         Correspondence Lists -- RECOMMENDED: THAT the Correspondence Lists be received.
Correspondence Received up to March 02, 2007 and previously distributed to Council on March 08, 2007 (with exceptions for time sensitive items).
= Requests for Delegation
(1)       B. Murray, Vice-Chair, North Shore Spring Bear Festival Society, February 28, 2007, regarding Request for Delegation
            Referred to the Municipal Clerk for response regarding delegation scheduling.
= Action Required
(2)       S. Haynes, President - Certified Dental Assistants of British Columbia, February 22, 2007, regarding Support to Defer Action on Bylaws Proposed by the College of Dental Surgeons of British Columbia
            Referred to the Director of Administrative Services for consideration and response.
(3)       February 26, 2007, regarding Sierra Club Offer of Films on Global Warming
            Referred to the Director of Administrative Services for consideration and response.
(4)       February 27, 2007, regarding Redevelopment of 2396/90/88 Marine Drive
            Referred to the Director of Planning, Lands and Permits for consideration and response.
(5)       February 27, 2007, regarding Shopping Buggies and Police Patrols
            Referred to the Director of Administrative Services for consideration and response.
(6)       February 27, 2007, regarding Municipal Services - Repair of Streetlight
            Referred to the Director of Engineering and Transportation for consideration and response.
(7)       February 28, 2007, regarding New Development at 24th Street and Marine Drive
            Referred to the Director of Planning, Lands & Permits for consideration and response.
= No Action Required (receipt only)
(8)       Committee and Board Meeting Minutes
            (a)       West Vancouver Memorial Library Board Minutes - January 17, 2007
            (b)       North Shore Advisory Committee on Disability Issues Minutes - January 25, 2007
            (c)       West Vancouver Police Board Minutes - January 25, 2007
(9)       A. Hilsen, Municipal Clerk - DNV, February 06, 2007, regarding North Shore Spirit Trail
(10)     J. Brownlee, Secretary - WV Fire Fighters, IAFF Local 1525 and, J. Nesseth, President - WV Fire Fighters Charitable Society, February 19, 2007, regarding WV Fire Fighters 2006 Public Events Summary Report
(11)     February 25, 2007, regarding Cleaning Products in Schools
(12)     UBCM Secretariat - Union of British Columbia Municipalities, February 26, 2007, regarding UBCM Member Satisfaction Survey
(13)     February 27, 2007, regarding Clovelly-Caulfeild Neighbourhood Planning
(14)     March 01, 2007, regarding Water Metering Fixed Charges
(15)     March 02, 2007, regarding Invasive Plant Council of British Columbia
= Responses to Correspondence
(16)     B.A. Dozzi, Manager, Roads and Transportation, February 22, 2007, re Letter regarding Sea-To-Sky Project - Night Time Construction Noise
(17)     R. Fung, Manager, Utilities, February 22, 2007, re Letter regarding Eagle Lake Water Supply
(18)     D. Leavers, Manager, Parks & Environment, February 22, 2007, re Letter regarding Facilities at Gleneagles Golf Course
(19)     B.A. Dozzi, Manager, Roads and Transportation, February 28, 2007, re Letter regarding "No Idling" Signage
= Responses to Questions in Question Period -- No items presented.
Correspondence Received up to March 09, 2007 and previously distributed to Council on March 15, 2007 (with exceptions for time sensitive items).
= Requests for Delegation -- No items presented.
= Action Required
(20)     March 01, 2007, regarding Affordable Housing
            Referred to the Director of Planning, Lands & Permits for consideration and response.
(21)     P. Miller, President - North Shore Heritage Preservation Society, March 03, 2007, regarding 742 Keith Road - Demolition of Building
            Referred to the Director of Planning, Lands & Permits for consideration and response.
(22)     J. Sikes, March 05, 2007, regarding Community Centre - Schedule
            Referred to the Director of Parks & Community Services for consideration and response.
(23)     March 07, 2007, regarding Collingwood School
            Referred to the Director of Planning, Lands & Permits for consideration and response.
= No Action Required (receipt only)
(24)     M. Kosich & B. Stanimir, February 23, 2007, regarding Clovelly Caulfeild Neighbourhood Initiative
(25)     Honourable C. Hansen, Minister of Economic Development, Government of British Columbia, February 27, 2007, regarding Trade Investment and Labour Mobility Agreement (TILMA)
(26)     GVRD, Undated, 2007, regarding Future of the Region - Are we living on borrowed time?
(27)     Mayor T. Westbroek, Town of Qualicum Beach, February 27, regarding Invitation to Attend: 4th Annual BC Communities in Bloom Awards and Conference      
Attachments available for viewing in the Legislative Services Department.
(28)     S.E. Dowey, City Clerk - CNV, March 01, regarding UBCM Grant - Integrated Emergency Planning for Local Governments and First Nations
(29)     Mayor T. Lake, Chair, Community Safety Committee and, K. Vance, Senior Policy {Adviser} - UBCM, March 02, 2007, regarding RCMP Contract Discussions: Issue Identification
(30)     A.S. Hilsen, Municipal Clerk - DNV, March 06, regarding GVRD Discussion Paper on a Regional Affordable Housing Strategy
(31)     Undated, 2007, regarding Proposed Development at Marine Drive and 24th Street in Dundarave
(32)     J. Pratt, James Pratt Consulting, March 07, regarding Greater Vancouver Cold/Wet Weather Strategy 2005-2006 Evaluation
(33)     UBCM, March 09, regarding Highlights of Bill 12, Miscellaneous Statutes Amendment Act, 2007
            Previously distributed due to timing of event.
(34)     Mayor T. Lake, Chair, Community Safety Committee and, K. Vance, Senior Policy {Adviser} - UBCM, March 12, 2007, regarding Urgent Reminder Notice:  RCMP Contract Discussions: Issue Identification
(35)     D. Chudnovsky, Provincial MLA - Vancouver-Kensington, March 12, 2007, regarding TransLink Governance Review
= Responses to Correspondence -- No items presented.
= Responses to Questions in Question Period -- No items presented.
Correspondence Received up to March 16, 2007 and previously distributed to Council on March 22, 2007 (with exceptions for time sensitive items).
= Requests for Delegation -- No items presented.
= Action Required
(36)     G. Heyman, President - BCGEU & S. Harney, President - Coalition of Child Care Advocates of British Columbia (CCCABC), March 12, 2007, regarding Kids Can't Wait - BC's Child Care Challenge
            Referred to Mayor & Council for consideration and response.
            Attachments available for viewing in the Legislative Services Department.
(37)     March 14, 2007, regarding Noise Complaint - Special Event
            Referred to the Director of Parks & Community Services for consideration and response.
(38)     March 15, 2007, regarding Sidewalk for Lower Cypress Bowl Road (File:  1785?06)
            Referred to the Director of Engineering & Transportation for consideration and response.
(38.1)  Concerned Owners/Residents of Clovelly-Caulfeild - Listed as: D. & M. Mydske, W. Park, K. Nash, J. Nagle, R. Hastings, K. & A. Cross, L. & J. Irving, J. Bradner, B. James, S. Fitzpatrick, M. Ballard, E. Killam, B. Smeaton, M. & C. Hannah and D. Kernaghan, March 21, 2007, regarding Comments and Alternative Recommendations: Clovelly-Caulfeild Neighbourhood Planning Process and Final Working Group Recommendations and Report, January 2007
            Referred to the Director of Planning, Lands & Permits for consideration and response.
= No Action Required (receipt only)
(39)     March 02, 2007, regarding Trade, Investment and Labour Mobility Agreement Between Alberta and BC
(40)     J. Kwan, MLA - Vancouver-Mount Pleasant, Official Opposition Critic for Economic Development and C. Wyse, MLA - Cariboo South, Official Opposition Critic for Local Government, March 07, 2007, regarding Trade, Investment and Labour Mobility Agreement {TILMA}
(41)     D. Mussatto, Mayor - CNV, March 08, 2007, regarding Invitation to Attend: City of North Vancouver Centennial Celebrations
(42)     March 12, 2007, regarding Gleneagles Golf Course Renovations
(43)     C. Pickard, BC/Yukon Regional Organizer - Council of Canadians, March 12, 2007, regarding TILMA
(44)     A.H. Brown - Western Residents' Association of WV, March 14, regarding Great Hall at Gleneagles Golf Course
(45)     L. Isfeld, Meeting Coordinator - City of Vancouver, March 14, regarding Inter-Municipal Business Licensing
(46)     D. Littlejohn, Manager, Outreach and Strategy - Community Energy Association, March 15, regarding Invitation to Attend: Empowering the Community Workshop
(47)     March 18, 2007, regarding Invitation to Attend: A Community Rally - 2020 Future Without Breast Cancer
            Previously distributed due to timing of event.
= Responses to Correspondence
(48)     B.A. Dozzi, Manager - Roads & Transportation, March 06, re Reply regarding Sidewalk for Lower Cypress Bowl Road
= Responses to Questions in Question Period -- No items presented.
10. REPORTS from MAYOR/COUNCILLORS  11. PUBLIC QUESTIONS/COMMENTS   12. ADJOURNMENT

===  THE WAR AGAINST ERRORISM!  === {bolding mine; been waiting to fit this in!}
The readers' editor on ... the irresistible need to scratch an editorial itch
Ian Mayes / Monday November 13, 2006 / The Guardian
      = ; When it itches the Guardian reader scratches it. An email from a reader on a train a few days ago concluded, "I realise that I will become an absurd bore if I carry on like this, so I promise not to trouble you again." Promises, promises. Similar notes are included in a lot of my mail. "I realise this is hopelessly pedantic..." I quickly offer reassurance, "Certainly not, certainly not 'hopelessly'. Do go on." One reader, pointing out the use of "bitterest", see below, and a few other things, concluded: "You may now begin skewering the wax effigy on your desk with an abundant selection of sharp objects..." Well, perhaps a few slivers.
      = ; The reader heading north at, let us suppose, 120 miles an hour had been reading "the wonderful Gary Younge" - a writer whose appearances in the corrections column are so rare that I feel I can break my usual rule and mention him by name - when he noticed this: "The principle determinant of American support..." That should be principal, of course, and this one slithered (not slivered, as we have taken to saying lately) past not only Gary but the scrutiny of the editorial team on the Comment desk. By the way, this email came from a journalist, often the worst afflicted.
      = ; As it happened, this coincided with my reading Arthur H Cash's new biography, John Wilkes, The Scandalous Father of Civil Liberty (Yale). Wilkes's achievements in the realms of freedom of speech and privacy were won despite a lifelong drag of debt. I quote from the book, "When pressed by one creditor, [Wilkes] wrote in reply, 'I take the liberty to inform you that at present it is not in my interest to pay the principal, neither is it my principle to pay the interest.'" The principal, that's the main thing.
Now that we have started to scratch we may as well continue. "A grumpy old woman" wrote to point out this sentence: "Their only role [was] as the benefactors of the selfless benevolence of others." She commented, "Not only the wrong word, but {also} one with an opposite meaning: benefactors, instead of beneficiaries." This appeared in the corrections column.
      = ; The reader (one of many) who pointed out sliver for slither, also noticed this: "As a result, Mr Bush is ranked with some of his bitterest enemies as a cause of global anxiety." "Surely," the reader asked, "your correspondent knows that the correct English form is 'most bitter'." I can sympathise to some extent with a writer who in this context felt driven to a new extremity. But what we are involved in here is the war on error and, following Mr Bush's example, we shall seek out errorists and bring them to justice.
One of the weapons in my arsenal is the wonderful Oxford English Dictionary on line, but it is at a total loss to find any recorded use of "bitterest". Bitter, it defines in part, as "obnoxious, irritating, or unfavourably stimulating to the gustatory nerve; disagreeable to the palate" -- all symptoms that may accompany reader itch.
      = ; A reader writes: "Your editorial about medical records gave me a severe allergic reaction with this very ugly and nearly incomprehensible sentence: 'Currently, if someone falls ill away from home, a doctor can be left treating them with one hand tied behind their back, until the sluggish paper-trail catches up.'" I pause here only to remind readers that one of the many awards the Guardian has won in the past year was given by the Plain English Campaign for being the best national newspaper. The good general health makes the eruptions more noticeable.
      = ; The reader continues: "This one hand tied behind how many backs? Why the hell doesn't the Guardian stylebook insist that its writers use pronouns that match the noun in number? If the writer is too hung-up to say 'his' meaning 'a doctor', then 'his or her' at least would make sense." This particular point causes a lot of scratching.
Do keep coming to see me if it doesn't clear up.
reader@guardian.co.uk =B7 Ian Mayes is President of the Organisation of News Ombudsmen

===  MORE PUNS 4 U ====   :-)

Evidence  has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers, however, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire. Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

A marine  biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a  steady diet of sea gulls. One day his supply of the  birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over  them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

A skeptical anthropologist was cataloguing South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal brujo who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation. When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the brujo looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, who needs enemas?"

Back in the 1800s the Tates Watch Company of Massachusetts wanted to produce other products and, since they already made the cases for pocket watches, decided to market compasses for the pioneers traveling west. It turned out that although their watches were of finest quality, their compasses were so bad that people often ended up in Canada or Mexico rather than California. This,  of course, is the origin of the expression, "He who has a Tates is lost."

An Indian  chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk hide and gave it to the chief, instructing him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

A  famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His  wife complained to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin. One slept on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin.  All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the  hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
                  --- My favourite is the porpoises but as a mathematician, the last is pretty close......


===  QUOTATIONS

Don't wait for the Last Judgement. It takes place every day.
                -- Albert Camus, writer and philosopher (1913-1960)

Jeremy Bentham (1748-1832) was an English jurist, philosopher, and legal and social reformer. He was a political radical and a leading theorist in Anglo-American philosophy of law. He is best known as an early advocate of utilitarianism and animal rights who influenced the development of liberalism.Bentham was one of the most influential utilitarians, partially through his writings but particularly through his students all around the world.
"Lawyers are the only persons in whom the ignorance of the law is not punished."

In the republic of mediocrity, genius is dangerous.
                -- Robert G. Ingersoll, lawyer and orator (1833-1899)

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844-1900), a Prussian-born philologist and philosopher, produced critiques of religion, morality, contemporary culture, and philosophy. These works centered on what he viewed as fundamental questions regarding the life-affirming and life-denying qualities of different attitudes and beliefs.
Wer seinen Stil verbessert, verfeinert die eigene Gedankenarbeit.
To improve one's style means to improve one's way of thinking.

There are four ways, and only four ways, in which we have contact with the world. We are evaluated and classified by these four contacts: what we do, how we look, what we say, and how we say it.
                -- Dale Carnegie, author and educator (1888-1955)

And somewhat on the theme of Edmund Burke who said, All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing......
Martin Luther King (1929-1968) was a Baptist minister and American political activist who was the most famous leader of the American civil rights movement. He won the Nobel Peace Prize before being assassinated in 1968. In 1977, King was posthumously awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, by Jimmy Carter. For his promotion of non-violence and racial equality, King is considered a peacemaker and martyr by many people around the world. Martin Luther King Day was established in his honour...
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends.