WVM2008-28
Ccl NOTES Sept 29
AGENDA Oct 6
Calendar to Oct 26
by
Carolanne Reynolds, Editor
www.WestVan.org
Happy Thanksgiving!
then Election circus time: Federal Oct 14, Municipal Nov
15
IN THIS ISSUE:
Main Items Ccl Mtg Oct 6th:
Homelessness; Joint Operating Agreement between WV Cmnty Ctrs
Services and the District; HBay Firehall site 6520 and 6540
Marine Dr zoning change to three sgl-fam; 2009 Permissive Tax
Exemptions; Rock Removal at 3320 Thompson Cr for swimming pool;
Dundarave Preschool by the Sea Society Modification Agreement;
Correspondence: bikes, power outages, characterization of WV (letter
6: abolish councils! :-)), Hugo Ray Park (traffic; conflicting
figs)
= Vive le Canada; from the EDITOR'S DESK; UPDATES (Wetmore;
Sea Lice); ELECTIONWATCH; WEBWATCH (the front fell off); WVPD
(Updates; 9-1-1)
= CALENDAR to Oct 26th (well, as much as known at
the moment!); THEATREWATCH
= Special Ccl Mtg Notes Sept 29: Interim Devt Bylaw Amendments: Zoning, and Soil
Removal and Deposit Regulation (for PH Oct 20); Bylaws for
Adoption: Soil and Solid Waste Utilities, Park Exchange with Martin
Corp/Caulfeild Plateau; Correspondence on Tree Butchery,
Hugo Ray Park, Scooter Ways, Impervious Site Coverage (ADRA and
Streamkeepers)
= Ccl Mtg Oct 6th AGENDA (abbreviated)
= NEWSWATCH (the methane time bomb; Saudi TV, kill if
obscenities); HISTORYWATCH (Iran supports/helps US; "wipe off
map" myth/incorrect translation); Cuisine of Axis of Evil -- Cook
and Book; BORDERWATCH; Seniors' Stories; Haiku; Quotations
=== Vive le Canada === some thx to
Harrowsmith
1 What's the oldest incorporated city in Canada?
2 Where's the smallest jail in North America?
3 Where's the longest covered bridge in the world?
4 Where's the root cellar capital of the world?
Saint John NL; Creemore ON; Hartland NB; Elliston NL
..... from the EDITOR'S DESK
*** Keep informed! subscribe to WVM: go to website
www.westvan.org or write to subscribe@westvan.org or even submit a
paragraph or two of interest.
=== UPDATES
===
+++
WETMORE? This has just gone up on the DWV
website: RFP for Major
WV Seniors Site
DWV is requesting Proposals
for a 99-year land lease and seniors-oriented housing project on a
52,000 sq. ft. site at 22nd and Marine Dr. This is a remarkable
site in a remarkable location to the immediate west of the main Civic
Centre complex and bordering John Richardson Park. See
http://www.westvancouver.ca/Level2.aspx?id=10996
+++ Alexandra Morton and Salmon and Sea Lice: Linda
Aylsworth of Global TV has produced a good account of Alex's fight.
See http://www.globaltv.com/globaltv/bc/video/index.html then go to
"News Hour" then "Salmon Farms".
+++ The Squamish Chief Oct 3rd reports our CAO (who at one
time worked for the Dist/Sq) has lured a colleague, Brent Leigh.
Watch for official announcement (and other reorganization).
=== ELECTIONWATCH === MUNICIPAL ELECTION: November 15
FOR FURTHER INFO:
604 842 1547, 925 7045;
election@westvancouver.ca &
www.westvancouver.ca/election.aspx
Also:
http://www.westvancouver.ca/Government/Level3.aspx?id=130
ALL-CANDIDATE MTGS (so
far)
+ Wed Oct 15 (Membership at Sentinel Secondary) and Thurs Oct
23 (Endorsement at KMC): WV Citizens for Good Govt
ACM mtgs. Must buy WVCGG mbrship by Oct 15 to vote for
slate Oct 23. Both mtgs start at 7pm. Can't
find a ph no for WVCGG but their email address is
wvcgg@telus.net
+ 7pm Tues Oct 21: the WRA All-Candidates Meeting at
the Gleneagles Community Centre; doors open at 6:30.
+ Wed Oct 22 Ch of Commerce breakfast mtg 7:30am at
Hollyburn Country Club: "If I am elected as
the Mayor of the District of West Vancouver in November, I will
promote, enhance, and facilitate business in our community
by=8A" RSVP by 5pm Friday Oct 17;
call 926 6614
+ 7pm Tues Oct 28: Legacy North Shore Society's ACM
mtg at Hollyburn Elementary School
+ 7pm, Wed Nov 5 BPAHA ACM mtg at WV United, 2062
Esquimalt
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ at time of writing ~~~~~~~~~~~
Nominations close Oct 10 and ppl can withdraw up to Oct 17 so
that's before this issue goes out.
For Mayor: John Clark, Pamela Goldsmith-Jones, Vivian
Vaughan
For Council: Michael Lewis, Max Nikpay, Trish Panz,
Michael Smith, Bill Soprovich
Rumoured to be considering: Michael Evison, Nora Gambioli, Hugo
Ray Park Resident?, Chuck Walker's daughter Shannon (whose husband is
a realtor, Tim Webb), and xxx?
+++ Some ppl have asked Yours Truly and the answer has gone
from NO to a definite MAYBE so stay tuned -- do we have four dedicated
to openness and fiscal caution/efficiency while giving a priority to
our nbrhd character (tops in all DWV cmnty surveys)? Look at
candidates' past participation and their platforms.
WVM has always encouraged openness, citizen
notification/involvement/inclusion/information, objectivity,
fairness, cmnty share in amenities, has decried both
uncontrolled/unmanaged growth as well as BANANAs (Build Absolutely
Nothing Anywhere Near Anything).
=== WEBWATCH ===
:-)
The front fell off --
On August 19th 2007, an oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in
two, dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil. Senator Collins, a member
of the Australian Parliament, appeared on a TV news program to
reassure the Australian public. See
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcU4t6zRAKg
=== WVPD
=== Bd Highlights; Emergency
Calls
+++ Highlights of the September 18 WV Police Board
meeting
- budget challenges including an unplanned $40K spent on
ammunition to upgrade firearm skills
- significant reduction in property crimes, achieved in large
part from careful use of COMPSTAT to aid in targeting criminal
activity
- significant increase in violent crimes
- publication of the 2007 Annual Report in a handsome and
readable booklet form available for download from www.wvpd.ca
+++ Emergency Calling
101 - When To Dial 911
Don't call 9-1-1 unless it's an emergency; do call 925 7300 to
report anything that's not an emergency (someone speeding, etc).
Here's info from WVPD:
2008 September 30
Cst Jeff Palmer: 925 7348 To: Blockwatch and E-Policing
Prog Mbrs
West Vancouver
Police are asking residents to carefully review guidelines for calls
to 911 in the wake of a recent power outage in the
District.
Last Wednesday, our
West Vancouver Police Dispatchers and Call Takers were coping with a
full task list. Police Headquarters was within an area of West
Vancouver hit by an extended power outage.
The department's
emergency power system was functioning. Dispatchers made a successful
transition to backup systems and continued to take and dispatch
priority calls for police service.
However, that task
was made significantly more difficult as the department received close
to fifty calls to 911, involving callers who wanted only to report to
police that the power was out, or to ask police how widespread the
power outage was, or when the power might come back on.
Dispatch staff had
to answer and deal with each 911 call individually and in the order
that the call is received, raising a significant risk of delay
answering 911 calls from persons facing an immediate emergency or
imminent risk.
West Vancouver
Police remind residents that 9-1-1 is NOT an information line. 9-1-1
is for police, fire or medical emergencies.
You should call 911
when immediate action by Police, Fire or Emergency Medical Services is
needed, or when reporting a life or property is in danger or a crime
is in progress.
9-1-1 call-takers
will not provide information on power outages, or any other
non-emergency circumstance. Responsible use of 9-1-1 will ensure
the system is not clogged with unnecessary calls when you or someone
you love needs it the most.
Additional
information on appropriate 9-1-1 calling is available at the ECOMM
website at
www.ecomm.bc.ca.
Power outages should
be reported by telephone to BC Hydro at 1-888-POWERON (1 888 769
3766).
Police also
encourage you to review additional information on reporting or dealing
with power interruptions at www.bchydro.com/outages and suggest you not wait until
after the next power outage to do so.
===
CALENDAR to Oct 26th ===
[at Hall unless otherwise noted;
since this is early pls see DWV Calendar for
changes/additions]
Regret that although a
mbr of the WV Historical Society, I did not see the newsletter until
just after the Sept 24th mtg: "City of Reflections: 1907 - 2007"
with Guest Speaker Jim McGraw. The video project starts with the
1907 film of downtown and West End streets and then using archival
photos and newly shot video, shows how different locations have
changed over the years. Will try harder to get information from
WVHS next time. I'd love to have gone, since I was born in
Vancouver (but a little bit later than 1907).
UPDATE: b/c of power
failure this talk did not take place and will be
rescheduled!
== Wednesday Oct 8 == ~ 9am ~ CEC
== Thursday Oct 9 ==
~ 4:30pm ~ Design Review Cmte discussing proposed
bylaw re verandas and accessory bldgs
~ 7 - 8:30pm ~ FEDERAL All-Candidates Meeting at
KMC
(West Vancouver-Sunshine Coast-Sea to
Sky Riding) co-presented with the WV Memorial Library
For details, see
http://kaymeekcentre.com/on_stage/578
== Wednesday Oct 15 ~ 7pm ~ Library Bd Mtg at
Library
== Thursday Oct 16 ~ 6pm ~ NSh Family Court/Youth
Justice Cmte at DNV M Hall
== Friday Oct 17 ~ West Vancouver
Police Department's 2008 Cops for Cancer
Tour de Coast
Cyclists' Gala Evening
To acknowledge the achievement of the West
Vancouver Police Department's 2008 Cops for Cancer - Tour de Coast
cyclists, a second Gala Event will be held on October
17th. This event will be graciously
hosted at the private residence of Mr. Eric Savics. Limited
tickets are available in advance for $250
== Wednesday Oct 22
~
1:30pm ~ Arts and Culture Facilities WG
~
6:30pm ~ Child Care WG -- moved to Nov
5
== Thursday Oct 23 ~ 5:30pm ~ Police Bd Mtg at WVPD
Boardroom
+++ WV MEMORIAL LIBRARY
+++
Gallery at the Library to Oct 31
Recent works by Parvis Djamtorki, Tannis Turner, and Sa
Boothroyd.
* Writing a
Will -- 10:30 to
noon Wed Oct 15
With Estate lawyer Nicole
Garton-Jones. Ph 925 7405 to register or email
wvmllibrarian@westvanlibrary.ca. Sponsored in partnership with
People's Law School.
ONGOING:
+ Let's Speak English! Join
the group, make new friends and practise your English conversation
skills at the Library every Friday in October from 10:30am
-12noon. No registration required. For info 925
7402.
+ THE POETRY OF W.B.
YEATS
Join Joe Ronsley for readings &
discussion of the works of one of the best poets of the 20th
century.
Tues mornings: Oct 7, 21, Nov
4, 18, 25, and Dec 2. 10:30 - 12:30pm. No registration required,
drop-ins welcome.
Poster; Reading List
+++ FERRY BUILDING GALLERY
+++
+ Sept 16 to Oct 5 -- mixed media "Driven To
Abstraction"
Farnaz Abed, Andrea Argyros, Sande Waters, Todd Clark, Rohana
Laing, Ruth Leithal, Jose Francisco Rabasso
+ NORTH SHORE ARTISTS' GUILD -
October 7 - 19 -- Mixed Media Juried Group Exhibition
"Guild Visions": Evening
Reception: 6 - 8pm Tues, Oct 7; Artists' Talk: 2pm Sat Oct
11
+++ SILK PURSE +++ (1570
Argyle) www.silkpurse.ca
+ Sept. 23 -
October 5, 2008
-- "Black &
White"
Black-and-white media often
has a "nostalgic" or historic feel to it. Despite its
apparent simplicity, it can be a versatile and highly expressive
medium. This exhibit features photography, ink on paper and metallic
paper works by Lower Mainland artists Laura Clark,
Lani Jeffrey,
and Bronwyn
Williams.
+ October 7 -
October 19, 2008
-- "2x2: Two
Artists, Two Portrait Styles"
A portrait is a painting,
photograph, sculpture, or other artistic representation of a person,
in which the face and its expression is predominant. The intent is to
display the likeness, personality, and even the mood of the person.
Join Lower Mainland artists Stevie Elphick and
Rosa Gramuglia as they
celebrate their distinct artistic style. View works of faces and
flowers versus portraits in oil. Options to purchase works or
commission works by the artists!
Opening Reception: TUESDAY October 7th from 6 - 8
pm
+ Wed Oct 15 ~ Caroun Photo Club
(CPC),
www.CarounPhotoClub.com
CPC monthly meetings are held on the third Wednesday, 7 - 9
pm of each month.
+++ WV MUSEUM
+++ Visit:
http://www.westvanmuseum.blogspot.com/
The Prints of Alistair Bell
Tuesday,
October 7, 2008 to February 7, 2009
Canadian master
printmaker Alistair Bell produced some 300 prints over the span of 62
years. Impressions of Nature: The Prints of Alistair Bell examines the
contemplative prints and drawings that Bell created in his home studio
in West Vancouver until he passed away in 1997. Bell's main
interests eschew the human in favour of solitary animals and birds, as
well as atypical landscapes and vegetation, boats and harbour scenes.
All of these subjects attracted Bell with their strong, often linear
or angular form, and are rendered with a striking clarity and
expressiveness. His remarkable ability to capture the inner essence of
his subjects -- achieved through a meticulous process of observation
and abstraction -- sets Bell's graphic images apart, as they have
us see the world intimately and unexpectedly anew
Please join us for the
opening reception * 7 - 9 pm
Tuesday, October 7 *
West Vancouver
Museum [Gertrude Lawson House], 680 - 17th Street * 925
7295
ALSO ~ 1pm ~ Saturday Oct 18: Taiga Chiba:
Special Talk on printmaking, traditional Japanese techniques
experiences teaching Inuit artists in Nunavut and as artist in
residence in Mexico, India, Brazil, and Thailand.
+++ KAY MEEK CENTRE
+++
+++ ROYAL CANADIAN LEGION
BRANCH 60, WEST VANCOUVER
In Honour of all Those who Served
In the Cause of Peace and Freedom
October 4, 2008
To: Our Members and Community Friends,
With Remembrance Day a little way off, we are preparing for our
Poppy Campaign, 2008. This year we are asking local West Vancouver
merchants, retailers, businesses, schools and voluntary organizations
to join us in our fund raising drive, which ends on Remembrance
Day.
As you are probably aware, the funds we raise go directly to
support our veteran's and families in need. In addition, your local
West Vancouver Legion "Branch 60", supports students with
bursaries and scholarships as well as other local charities and
organizations.
There are a few ways you can make a contribution:
=B7 Place a mini collection box
with poppies in your office
=B7 Buy a wreath to display in your
establishment.
=B7 Support our Legion "Poppy
Taggers" on November 6th., 7th. and 8th.
=B7 Come to the Remembrance Day
Service and Parade
=B7 Lay a wreath at the Memorial
Arch in West Vancouver, on Remembrance Day.
Donations to our Poppy Trust Fund would be gratefully
accepted.
Thanking you in advance for your participation.
Yours sincerely,
Jeremy Woodham, Poppy Campaign Chair
=== THEATREWATCH
===
* Unfortunately we only saw the last night (Sept 28)
of Coram Boy at the Jericho Arts Ctr so not able to let you
know it was an extraordinary production. Very creative solution
to the many scenes and cast of 40. Set in late 1700s; written
by by Jamila Gaving adapted by Helen Edmundson.
Directed by Bernard Cuffling (www.jerichoartscentre.com)
* The Shakespeare Show, one of the Fringe hits, will be at
the JAC Oct 2 (7pm) and 5 (9pm) -- quite a giggle. Moves very
quickly and you have to listen carefully to catch all the
references
+ VIFF will be showing Waltz with Bashir
(Israel/Germany 2008) Thurs Oct 2 (9:30pm) and Sunday Oct 5
(1pm).
* Do see Pinter's Briefs if you appreciate
Absurdist theatre; ended Sat Sept 27 at Presentation House but then
goes to Studio 16 (1555 W 7th) from Oct 8 to 16); see
http://www.blackbirdtheatre.ca/upcoming.html
=== SPECIAL COUNCIL MTG NOTES Sept
29 ===
Mayor: West Vancouver hires new Fire Chief! Today
first day on duty...
{ Welcome to new Fire Chief Cook remarks; Cook comes to West Vancouver from the City of New
Westminster where he is currently Deputy Chief. Jim Cook started his firefighting career in
1977 in the City of New Westminster. Cook is currently the President of the Greater
Vancouver Fire Chiefs Association. See
http://www.westvancouver.ca/Level3.aspx?id=9138 }
1. APPROVAL OF AGENDA
addition: 15.1 [letter from WV Streamkeepers; text in
Correspondence at end]
2. ADOPTION OF MINUTES
REPORTS
RECOMMENDED: THAT
+ the interim development bylaw amendments
proposed in the September 19, 2008 report of the Associate
Director be endorsed in principle for further
consideration.
+ Zoning Amendment Bylaw as attached to
the Sept 19 report of the Associate Director be read a first
time.
+ Soil Removal and Deposit Regulation
Amendment Bylaw as attached to the Sept 19 report of the Associate
Director be read a first time.
+ the Municipal Clerk be directed to give
notice of a Public Hearing to consider the Zoning Amendment
Bylaw scheduled for Monday, Oct 20 at 7pm.
+ Zoning Amendment Bylaw and Soil Removal
and Deposit Regulation Amendment Bylaw be referred to the Design
Review Committee for comment.
Sokol: excessive bulk of new construction
been hearing about that for years, much too bulky
address some of the floor area [FAR/FSR] exemptions, excessive
retaining walls and alteration of grade, excessive rock removal
these amendments we're considering an interim step
a number of issues .....
tonight we want to address some of the issues, recognize we may
not comprehensively address
some..... and some solutions
bring forward zoning bylaw amendments fairly
straightforward
deleting line
easy
in late October, 27th, staff will be bringing forth a technical
... review of bylaw
1968
90% done, being reviewed by our solicitor
reduces code by 100 pages; a lot more understandable
another thing on Oct 27, a list of policy issues we'll be
addressing
a separate track; don't want technical rewrite to be held
up
similarly don't want all policy issues on one track .....
will be identifying issues for you on Oct 27
Housing Dialogue identifies a number of issues, will bring
some of those forward on these parallel tracks
will go forward remainder of 2008 and in 2009
comprehensive dialogue and xxxxx
bring them continuously over the next six months, year, you'll
be hearing about them ....
excessive bulk of new construction of Floor Area
as you know .35FAR [DWV limit], but then in code a number of
things exempt; basements aren't counted
if trying to regulate, don't care what's in the ground
two areas we're addressing tonight:
second-storey covered decks -- explosion of them, not
included but add to bulk of house
floor area of sec storey will be counted other than under a
four-foot eave b/c that's what we require; will show you pix
other issues, attached accessory bldgs exempted up to 240sf
and will show you why we won't be excluding them any more
covered decks will still be permitted but will not be
excluded
inside or out had both and house appeared bulkier
attached accessory structures [SLIDE]
these are attached to house, a separate wall, dividing wall,
sheet rock on it, does exist until final bldg inspection, we imagine
that wall gets removed and sure enough that 240sf has been added to
the house
we're going to reduce that exemption, remain 240 for ?????
allow 50sf???? {see slides and report}
old owner has already built; want to add a tool shed
nobody wd go to expense to build it for 50 ft and then remove
it
RETAINING WALLS and alteration of grade
slide of existing and proposed
45 degree angle, 100 degree slope????
can build as long as not??? and not higher than 8ft
we're proposing to reduce that grade line to 75 degree and slope
degree????
four ft
the amt you can build up the property is that much less
slide of front -- flanking side property line ... 38 degrees...
every 5.3 ft you can go up 4 ft
cannot build a retaining wall higher than 8ft -- set back 10.?
ft
here's proposed
50% grade and 22 and a 1/2 slope 9.6ft from prev retaining
wall
flanking, front on two streets
{apologies and warning: the above and below were v hard to
type while explanation being given; pls read bylaw to verify all these
numbers and conditions}
***stacked rock walls
provisions that exempt them from 8ft limit, currently at 100%
grade change, if less than than exempt from 8ft limit
proposing to change that slope to 75% if below 75% can go above
8ft
proposing can't put as much fill [slide]
finally
Waterfront Property Line: text amendment to clarify location
of waterfront property line
lastly most straightforward
amt of soil removal and ...
from 600 cu m to 200 cu m -- 200 the mean amt pulled out in
90s
housing costs gone up, ,.....gone up, so willing to spend more on
blasting
this is based on design with nature
even if you can afford to we don't want you to; going to be
restricting
that's all I have
Sop: cd you turn to the beginning with the three houses, the
upper righthand corner
I heard about this from many, at 23rd and Marine
Mayor: think we shd speak in general terms
Sop: this looks like a two-storey; massive
not really solving the problem, just the next storey up
if example of smaller house on small lot, not solving the problem
at all
has the second-storey deck always been exempted?
Sokol: not sure but for several years
Sop: no reference as to height
looking at the rezoning bylaws and changing format, this is an
interim bylaw and this sets a date for a Public Hearing on these yet
there are others
how unfold, public consultation outside the District...
Sokol: on 27th we'll bring forth the bylaws and for public
input
technical ...
bldg height is complex
similar came up with the basement but when WG came up, thought
basement wd play a role b/c of sec stes so removed it
rather than changing it then
pretty strong maybe unanimity rather than putting off to
future date
Sop: letter from Streamkeepers, include calculation of
impervious
{Not in last WVM issue b/c was not on agenda; was added as
15.1 to Correspondence as you see above; I've put the body of the
letter in Correspondence below for reference.}
Sokol: many of older we only regulate bldg footprint but in
newer we do regulate
as we go through zoning bylaw
ratio
{WHEN???}
JF: distributing for feedback from cmnty, bldg cmnty, those
interested in real estate and sales, make ev effort to make sure
a lot of ppl, lay persons, won't make a lot of sense
between that and a lot of the concerns expressed, hope you're
also going to be assured those involved....
some of the opportunities for coach houses
we have a lot of steep lots, a lot of creeks
topography, give some thought to that 15ft that have to be
kept.
RD: thank you for your report
six years trying to get this report, more to get
done
when I was on Ccl lowered from .35 to .45 [FAR]
{I was on Ccl with Cclr Day when we lowered the FAR from
.45 to .35 FAR -- a happy moment! -- in order to prevent more monster
houses. Of course those over that already were
"grandfathered" and a higher FAR was allowed for
smaller lots, many of wch are in Amb.}
what we missed is that Amb and HBay left at .50 and most live
there, ... exemptions
in a duplex zone someone built a ...
but was able to escape design .....
good example, come into Dundarave and everyone sees it
good start but right way to go; so many ways to get around our
bylaws; hard to keep up with them
.50 in Amb HBay plus exemptions! so you end up with 60%
in the majority of WV
that's about 60 - 70%
can't understand why accessory wasn't done years ago;
covered porches as well
finally [being done]; new planner, got it
Sokol: these are intended as baby steps
Mayor: wishing to consult with the adv design cmte; able to do
that before PH?
RD: PH 20th
Mayor: then 27th, macro
CARRIED
MS: a quick point to build on what Cclr Day said
new CAO and new Dir/Planning
in Amb and Dund some pretty horrific examples of houses
...
if we're going to move in a progressive way
when there are obvious things happening ..... in a
perfect world, surely staff wd bring that forward to be
addressed
sure not Mr McRadu or Sokol's fault, but wd hope brought
forward before got out of hand
Mayor: understood; think when we have the 27th report
aware of the Clovelly/Caulfeild
not just limited to one nbrhd, throughout
but you're right, ...
heard and Ccl [will] be pro-active
{Background: Last September the Dundarave Nbrhd Assn made a
presentation about covered decks etc. It was not only
new/corrective zoning being requested but also a plea that the
interpretation of building bylaws be kept to the intention, not lax to
allow bigger houses. At that time, Ccl responded and Cclr Day
referred to address this in March. I did ask in March what had
happened and was told they were working on it. Well, here it
is. Let's see how far this goes. Speak up Oct 20 and
27.}
Sop: third soil removal
CARRIED
PH Oct 20
CARRIED
Sop: finally, design review cmte for comment
CARRIED
Mayor every motion carried unanimously
RECOMMENDED: read a first, second, and third time.
Mayor: Mr McRadu or Ms Chuback?
Josie Chuback: for a Select Cmte to be set up, reflective of
the commitment and interest of citizens
have fundraised for 2010; they have also committed to work
with the District to raise add'l funds and meet with cmnty, cmnty to
be involved
delegation bylaw gives authority to this group, five citizens
and five M representatives who will then oversee the rights and
benefits as a venue city
look at opportunities there, how we can work together
some of the rights and benefits referenced in the bylaw not
listed, as other have
right of marks, rings, use them, to develop a pin for
WV
opp to work with Cdn Snowboard and Freestyle Assn, both of whom
will be at Cypress
youth, connections; support for volunteer opps
helping us with volunteer progs, at games and events in
cmnty
WV will be recognized on all if not most of....
wd have banners
recognized as venue city
tix ... typically to mayor
right to purchase some tix, can use in cmte, internal uses;
have a mascot
right to have five places in the torch relay
opps for workshops and seminars to get to know the other
partners in other cmnties, sponsorship opps; purchase banners and
signage; saying venue city, etc
Sop: three
Mayor: three, not four
Sop: just three, I know Ccl doesn't like it when I talk too
much
page X, being given a benefit or pecuniary interest, is that not
a conflict of interest?
CAO: he answers yes
Sop: knowing the cmte being struck
takes hold; meaning no benefit
CAO: yes
Mayor: shall not vote or participate in debate
Sop: ... when I have, I step away and don't have a vote
....interest given to mbr
nobody's going to gain personally being on that cmte?
CAO: that's correct
Sop: are the volunteers all District staff?
JCh: not restricted to staff
Sop: priority to citizens of WV
JCh: priority access wd not be one of the benefits
Sop: team, five individuals: Mayor, CAO, Financial Ofcer, Josie
Chuback, and person chosen
this Ccl is going to be informed at least once a
month?
is there not need, do you see a need to exclude Ccl from this
cmte?
Mayor: ev cmte reports regularly to ccl and public; be fully
informed
Sop: we set the policy then just sit on the
sidelines?
for something really terrific
Mayor: this is getting done on behalf of cmnty .....
MS: surprised you didn't say left off mbr of Ccl to make mtgs
shorter
on page X [quotes:] to pursue.... to raise add'l funds, provide
for both .... and capital costs
stop there
not WinterFest, etc....... events ...
the economic clouds have turned from grey to black...
not be prudent to leave that clause in there
CAO: where did you want to end it?
MS: after operating and capital costs
Mayor: you're right WinterFest has been dramatically shrunk
CAO: the part that comes after are examples
funding other activities, such as WinterFest and other family
.....
MS: I wd argue, that unlike the tax and spenders
at the local level question we'd be able to pass on costs to
cmnty
we're going to be facing tough years
... get your point an example
but it says WinterFest; this commits us to continue
this
....that there are higher priorities
CAO: no problem taking that out; intend to have it next
year
Mayor: cut to fit the cloth
JF: don't disagree Cclr Smith's xxx
just have to look at Cmnty Ctr; this Ccl has a pretty good record
in [responsible spending?]
leave them in as examples ...
ppl who are willing to donate money, might want to have some
idea what sort of things
some ppl have worked v hard for WinterFest...... looking
forward to 2010 Olympics
add'l funds wd see that continue
wd come down to Ccl decision as to wch takes place; leaving it
there gives ppl some hope
JC: think I agree with Cclr Smith; cd be something not here
not suggested but since not listed we can't consider it so we'd end up
with something falling off the table wch even better
{and WinterFest ppl will see being named as if not certainty,
at least before any other events/activities considered (not that I
don't think WinterFest is enjoyable and worth having but shd be put
into context)......}
Mayor: we're amending a report, not a motion; how do we do
it?
SSch: not a normal method; it is the CAO's report
if you look at the actual delegation bylaw, under 5C [quotes
portion?]
intent really was, when we met with five mbrs of
leadership...
that general terms; intent is that they will be raising funds to
celebrate the Games in WV in 2010
Sop: in support of Cclr Smith
this cmte's going to be bound with VANOC in a v [close?]
way
if we don't meet obligations, where's the safeguard wrt moneys
that may have to come forth that affect taxpayers, has to be some
safeguard there
have to fundraise and if we can't meet those obligations, cmte
committed
where's safeguard for taxpayer not to pay bills?
CAO: has already; any other will be to celebration
Mayor: wrt fettering, nothing here that can't be ..... ; protects
taxpayer, so to safeguard
Sop: make sure more money going to be raised
.... and taxpayer won't have to [spend?] any money
CAO: the only contribution at this time is staff
time
Mayor: have a suggestion for Cclr Smith's
if this passes, will come for adoption and I'd suggest it be
rewritten in view of this discussion
CARRIES
BYLAWS ADOPTED
CONSENT AGENDA ITEMS
7. Correspondence List Correspondence
received up to September 19, 2008 (with
exceptions for time sensitive items)
exempt 1, 2, 10, 12 {+ Letters
from ADRA and Streamkeepers re calc of impermeable surfaces}
Requests for Delegation -- No
items presented.
Action Required
1. September
14, 2008, regarding Tree Trimming
Referred to Director of Parks and Community Services for
consideration and response.
{the
writer's subject line was "tree butcher" if you read the
letter}
Sop: how cd tree expert do this? mayor? and BC Hydro?
KP: without consultation with us or nbrs
we do have occasions when this kind of work is done that doesn't
make any sense
we likely wd hv suggested removal; but Hydro has the right to do
this
Sop: areas of trees, windows; have seen District do wonderful
things
magnificent trees
take bull by horns say to Hydro, before you destroy more trees
like the chestnuts in front; why not come to this District?
conversation; surely ways if the District can do it, Hydro, or
someone can go to Hydro, can say we want this done differently
KP: sometimes that has happened and worked well the majority of
times; this one did not; in touch with Hydro and said nbrs, not just
adjacent, and we were not pleased; will continue to work with them
based on your suggestions as well
{hm. come to think of it, if you see the trees along
Denman even with wires, most intact!}
2. September
18, 2008, regarding Hugo Ray Park and Keith Road
Extension
Referred to Director of Engineering and Transportation for
consideration and response.
VV: know we're discussing this end of Oct but this letter v
specific regarding Keith Rd; prev always given to understand wd not be
a route to the Park but not given any reason
Speaking about road into the Park, not a shortcut through; just
to get in and walk up to the fields
is it still an open possibility?
KP: not route we wd or have recommended; we did look at it as a
possible option; can bring that back in the discussions on this
project
it is considerably more expensive than the frontage road route
we're exploring with MoT right now
It seemed like a much less contentious solution to coming into
the Park than going out of the Park and the exit in this particular
case; and the exit does not go by any particular nbrhd
entrance drivers, number of drivers coming into the Park wd be
cut in half
those are the prime reasons: cost and impact on numbers of ppl in
the cmnty
Mayor: can revisit it when the report comes forward
JC: the really disturbing part of this email -- is where he says
it's his third attempt to elicit some sort of response. I
thought we had a system and process in place that automatically and
immediately responds to various questions from various mbrs of the
public.
This looks like it's been going on for a year. The writer
has not had any response at all according to this.
KP: We've been responding to residents, I'd guess, spending ten
times the amt of time on questioners and objectors to this than we
have with the proponents to this project
We've been meeting with the nbrhd residents' assn, strata ccls,
and we've been replying to letters in a general fashion. We've
had hundreds and we have not replied to every one. I wd hv to
check to see whether this individ has been replied to, but this
particular question has been answered in public and to the local
residents' group many times.
JC: I notice on the agenda this has been referred to Engg and
Transportation. I hope it doesn't fall through the cracks
again
KP: Mr Fung said to me out in the hallway, not sure why this
is going to me; maybe it shd go to you, and I said yes, that wd be
fine. I'll certainly make sure this individ gets that particular
answer this time. I wd repeat, we've given this reply in public
a number of times.
10. September
15, 2008, regarding Scooter Ways
JF: from a resident re accessible of footpath from 13th street to
Pound Rd
RF: not aware of this particular problem
wrt scooters, intent was to make accessible by all forms,
cyclists, etc thought scooters as well
will have to look to see if there s a problem with more than one,
or if prob with grade as well
JF you'll get back
JC: met this lady and the prob is that you can't overtake or
pass
the footpath goes to bridge and there was a standard or bollard
that wd prevent
understand that's been removed
Mayor: perhaps refer to WG
12. September
19, 2008, regarding Signage on Highway
Sop: met [citizen] in travels to Ferry; he gave me the
finger
signage moves you along; time to move over, v little.....
I, being an expert driver, even ran into problems as you can see
[:-)]; change rapidly
they'd better take a look making the signage [better? more
visible?]
several hundred ft away!
RD: yes, I go out there a lot, kids come in from Island; know the
route inside and out
every time they make a change, multiply the signage
three, four times number of signs, complete
incomprehensibility.....
think a little bit more thought but just more signs; think use
more intelligence
VV: yes, I agree, never manage to get to Eagleridge
ferry or up to Sq; guessing and guessing, invariably in wrong
lane; signage bad for some time; can't imagine why they can't do
something to improve it, make it actually possible for someone
unfamiliar
Mayor: or familiar with it!
JC: I think the elderly shd travel in daylight.....
*** IMPERMEABLE SITE COVERAGE
CALCULATIONS
14. E. Fonseca,
President of Ambleside and Dundarave Ratepayers' Association,
September 16, 2008, regarding Impervious Site Coverage
Calculations
Dear Mayor and Council:
re Calculation of
Impermeable Site Coverage
The Ambleside and Dundarave Ratepayers' Association is in
favour of including impervious and impermeable surfaces in the
calculation of site coverage.
We recommend this be done as soon as possible, perhaps as part
of the zoning bylaw review to be presented to Council soon.
Yours truly,
Elaine Fonseca, ADRA President
15.1 ON-TABLE (so not listed on agenda):
2008 September 9
Dear Mayor and Council:
re
Impervious/Impermeable Surfaces
The West Vancouver Streamkeeper Society urges Council to
include impermeable surfaces in the calculation of site
coverage.
Impervious surfaces are a concern since they increase not only
the problems associated with managing stormwater runoff but also the
risks of damaging our natural watercourse systems.
Yours truly,
Michael Ritter, President, West Vancouver Streamkeeper
Society
8. REPORTS from
MAYOR/CCLRS
MS: Child Care WG tour; thank Anne Mooi; those two facilities;
whole cmte will be proud.....
hope ev who was on Ccl will visit when opens in January
{hope to have more info in Updates in next WVM
issue}
9. PUBLIC
QUESTIONS/COMMENTS NONE 10. ADJOURNMENT 8:07
=== COUNCIL MTG AGENDA Oct 6 ===
1. APPROVAL OF AGENDA
DELEGATIONS
3. A. Mauboules, Homelessness Task
Force regarding Homelessness Action Week and General Update (File:
2620-01)
REPORTS
RECOMMENDED THAT:
1. the attached report entitled "Final Report
from the Community Sport Working Group" be received for
information;
2. the Community Sport Working Group
recommendation to implement an ongoing field sport forum be
approved;
3. the Community Sport Working Group
recommendation to develop a formal field allocation policy be
approved;
4. the Community Sport Working Group
recommendation to convert the field usage fee system to an hourly
system be approved in principle.
6. Draft Joint Operating
Agreement between West Vancouver Community Centres Services Society
and the District (File:
0117-20-CCG)
RECOMMENDED: the Joint Operating
Agreement as attached to the report dated Sept 30, 2008 be
approved.
RECOMMENDED THAT:
1. Council direct staff to prepare zoning bylaws to allow for the
construction of three single family homes, with design controls
and limited floor area, at Lots 2, 3, & 4 - 6520 & 6540
Marine Drive.
2. Council direct staff to report back to Council prior to the
sale of the property/ies on potential conditions to be placed on the
sale that will enable the achievement of additional community goals of
sustainability and affordability.
RECOMMENDED: ... be introduced and read a first, second and third
time.
RECOMMENDED: Staff be authorized to issue a Rock Breaking
Permit to remove approximately 3.0 to 5.0 cubic meters of rock for the
purpose of installing an [in-ground] swimming pool.
10. Change to Council Meeting Schedule
for October 20, 2008 (File: 0120-01)
RECOMMENDED: the Council Workshop scheduled for Oct 20 be changed
to a Special Council Meeting.
ADOPTION OF BYLAW
CONSENT AGENDA ITEMS
12. Consent Agenda Items - Reports and
Correspondence
REPORTS FOR CONSENT AGENDA (rec'd for
information)
...agreement dated July 22, 2008
CORRESPONDENCE LIST FOR CONSENT AGENDA
15. Correspondence List
(File: 0120 24)
Correspondence Received up to September 26, 2008
Requests for Delegation -- No items
presented.
Action Required
1.
September 21, 2008, regarding Large Trees Adjacent to Property
Boundary
Referred to Director of Parks and Community Services for
consideration and response.
Referred to Director of Engineering and Transportation for
consideration and response.
Referred to Director of Engineering and Transportation for
consideration and response.
No Action Required (receipt
only)
4. D.
Rutherford, North Shore Neighbourhood House, September 26, 2008,
regarding "Thanks for Giving"
Reception
5. D.
Lang, Lang Motors, September 21, 2008, regarding Electric
Vehicles
{abolish councils? some examples from UK}
7.
September 22, 2008, regarding Hugo Ray
Park
8.
September 23, 2008, regarding Hugo Ray
Park
{both raise eyebrows and
Responses to Correspondence --
No items presented.
Responses to Questions in Question Period
-- No items presented.
16. REPORTS from MAYOR/CCLRS 17. PUBLIC
QUESTIONS/COMMENTS 17. ADJOURNMENT
=== NEWSWATCH ===
the methane time bomb; Saudi TV
+++ Tues, 23 Sept: The first evidence that millions of tons
of a greenhouse gas 20 times more potent than carbon dioxide is being
released into the atmosphere from beneath the Arctic seabed has been
discovered by scientists.
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change/exclusive-the-methane-time-bomb-938932.html
+++ Saudi cleric favours killing
TV-channel owners for obscenity -- CBC
News
A senior cleric in Saudi Arabia has
declared on state radio that it is acceptable to kill owners of
satellite TV channels that air immoral programs. Sheikh Salih Ibn
al-Luhaydan made the comment on Wednesday in response to a listener
who asked his opinion about TV programs that feature scantily-clad
women during the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, according to BBC
News.
Salih al-Luhaydan is also chairman
of the Saudi Supreme Judicial Council.
He replied to the listener by saying
that some of those "evil" entertainment shows promoted
debauchery.
"The owners of these channels
are as guilty as those who watch them," said the
sheikh.
"It is legitimate to kill those
who call for corruption if their evil can not be stopped by other
penalties."
He said those programs caused the
"deviance of thousands of people" because they feature
"seduction, obscenity and vulgarity."
His comments have caused a big
stir in the Middle East, as several Saudi princes own satellite
networks.
There's been no response so far
from the Saudi royal family.
=== HISTORYWATCH
===
Various commentators on CNN, BBC, etc, have said that
Ahmadinejad (Stephen Colbert calls him I'maDinnerJacket) have said
that his remark re 'wiping off map' was mistranslated. The
comparison was just as the Soviet Union was wiped off map, IOW no
longer appears (now as Russia, etc). Problem is he's not exactly
an engaging personality so easy to attribute wingnut ideas (to join
some of is others). Pundits feel he will lose elections next
year (as he did this year) and in any case he doesn't hold power.
When trying to find the translation (and I still can't in the few
minutes I've spent), I also found out to my surprise that Iran had
given the US intelligence to help stop the civil war in Iraq and to
counter al Qaeda. And that confirmed a reporter's claim that the
relative calm (and Gen Petraeus still says it's fragile) was due in
large part not to the Surge but to Iran's pressure on al-Sadr to lay
down arms.
Here are some tidbits:
+ Ahmadinejad
Censored, Distorted in US Media
by Juan Cole (source: Informed Comment) Saturday, September 20,
2008
60 Minutes
Interviewed Iranian President Mahmud Ahmadinejad a couple of years
ago. They cut some key passages out of the interview.
I've made the same
point at
Informed Comment in the past.
It is legitimate
to decry his positions, and I decry a lot of them. It is not
legitimate to misrepresent what he has said.
By the
way, Nazila
Fathi at the NYT again today attributed to Ahmadinejad the phrase
"wipe Israel off the face of the map." He didn't say it, and spoke
of the regime. He quoted Khomeini saying, "This occupation regime
over Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time." (Een rezhim-e
eshghalgar-i Quds bayad az safhih-i ruzgar mahv shavad; the verb
construction mahv shodan is intransitive). (Khomeini had said 'vanish
from the arena of time.') He has explained that he meant that the
Zionist regime would collapse just as the Soviet one did. He didn't
threaten to wipe anything off anything.
Fathi and her
editors know all this.
Fathi is either a
liar or was forced into this falsification by an editor who is a
liar.
The Iranian
press has acknowledged that I am right on this issue.
See also
Jonathan Steele.
Do write the NYT
complaining about this wilful and dangerous mistranslation.
http://www.campaigniran.org/casmii/index.php?q=node/6348
+ Press TV:
So you did not
threaten to wipe Israel off the map as an Iranian leader?
That
we will wipe
Israel off the map?
Ahmadinejad: No. We say that the people of Palestine should have
rights and when the people of Palestine exercise this right, this will
happen. Where is the Soviet Union? The Soviet Union has been wiped off
the map. What happened to the Soviet Union? The decision of the
people, the vote of the people. When the people of the Soviet Union,
the Russian people, were allowed to decide to take charge of their
destiny, the Soviet Union disappeared.
http://www.campaigniran.org/casmii/index.php?q=node/6353
+ U.S. should work
with Iran to attack terrorism
by Omid Memarian (source: San Francisco Chronicle) September 23,
2008
The surge in Iraq
would not have been successful if, after three rounds of U.S.-Iran
negotiations on the condition of security in Iraq, Iran had not
cooperated by controlling the Shiite militia leader, Muqtada al-Sadr,
and initiated intense control over Iran-Iraq border. Al Qaeda
threatens both Iran and the United States. Despite two costly wars in
Iraq and Afghanistan, the U.S. efforts to end terrorism have not
succeeded.
read more...
Omid Memarian is a
World Peace fellow at the UC Berkeley Graduate School of
Journalism.
http://www.campaigniran.org/casmii/index.php?q=node/6368
=== COOK AND BOOK
=== September 30, 2008, 4:53 PM
Cooking With
the Enemy By ALIDA BECKER
Trained since childhood to
make nice - and especially to avoid political arguments at the
dinner table - I've occasionally found myself retreating to the
kitchen on holiday visits to my husband's large and voluble
Midwestern family. This is, surprisingly, a tactic advocated by Chris
Fair, the in-your-face author of "Cuisines of the Axis Of Evil and Other
Irritating States: A Dinner Party Approach to International
Relations" - but
only if you march right back out again with a full-course meal and a
"dinner party battle plan" to attack the smug misconceptions of your
unworldly-wise nearest and dearest.
Fair, a military and
political affairs analyst who's logged plenty of time in Washington
think tanks, is irritated not just by North Korea, Iran and Iraq. She
thinks India, Pakistan and Israel are pretty slippery, as are Cuba,
Burma (which she refuses to call Myanmar) and China. Each country gets
a chapter, complete with introductory diatribe, sidebars featuring
disturbing trivia and a complete set of (fairly competent-looking,
often even appealing) recipes. She may be cheating a bit in the
opening section, assuming that if ordinary North Koreans had any food
they'd be eating the sort of fire beef and spicy pork consumed south
of the DMZ. And her Pakistani menu designed to feed eight Tora Bora
cave dwellers in a "feast of the Taliban" may go beyond the
borders of good taste. But I have to confess a grudging admiration for
her final chapter, "The Great Satan Barbecue", in which she points
out that Americans have, for the past few years, managed to irritate
just about everybody else in the world. While discussing this, she
advocates a main course of beer butt chicken, accompanied by corn on the cob and "Indiana
Reunion Salad". I can testify to the authenticity of this last
recipe - it's drenched in Miracle Whip.
=== BORDERWATCH
===
From
the MANITOBA HERALD, Canada (a very underground paper)
A flood of American liberals sneaking
across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week,
sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal
immigration.
The possibility of a McCain/Palin
election is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who
fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and agree with Bill
O'Reilly.
Canadian border farmers say it's not
uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal rights
activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
I went out to milk the cows the other
day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,"
said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North
Dakota .
The producer was cold, exhausted and
hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some
free-range chicken.
When I said I didn't have any, he
left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay,
eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal
aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled
them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across
the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The
liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they
wouldn't give milk."
Officials are particularly concerned
about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them
into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them
to fend for themselves.
"A lot of these people are not
prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman
said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water.
"They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet,
though."
When liberals are caught, they're sent
back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear
retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the
McCain administration establishing re-education camps in which
liberals will be forced to shoot wolves from airplanes, deny
evolution, and act out drills preparing them for the
Rapture.
In recent days, liberals have turned
to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to
posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian
prescription drugs.
After catching a half-dozen young
vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities
began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen
passengers on Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were
alive in the '50s.
"If they can't identify the
accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about
their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that
the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and
renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.
"I feel sorry for American
liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an
Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history and English majors
does one country need?
=== SENIORS' STORIES
===
*** An elderly gentleman ...
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to
the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of
hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The
elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor, and the doctor
said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
pleased that you can hear again."
The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my
will three times!"
*** Couple in their nineties are both having problems
remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that
they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things
down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV,
the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in
the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice
cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can
remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you
should write it down, so's not to forget it?"
He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream
with strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget
that, write it down?" she asks.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can
remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it,
for goodness sake!"
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old
man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and
eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.
"Where's my toast?"
*** An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house,
and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went
out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it
very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the
restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is
the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know . . .
The one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned
towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that
restaurant we went to last night?"
*** Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients
being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found
one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a
suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the
hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly
let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
"I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the
bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."
*** A woman was telling her neighbour, "I just bought
a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of
the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbour. "What kind is
it?"
"Twelve thirty."
=== HAIKU ===
West Vancouver, 2008 October 2
end
of uneven summer
trees' green leaves resist
ceding to autumn
=== QUOTATIONS
===
* You must be the change you wish to see in the
world. -- Mahatma Gandhi
* You can fool all the people all the
time if the advertising budget is big enough.
--
Ed Rollins (b 1943)
* Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to
do it.
--
Andrew Young, author, civil rights activist, US congressman, mayor, UN
ambassador (b. 1932)
* If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives
thinking they had no faults at all.
--
Anonymous
* If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the
human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full
potential, that word would be "meetings".
--
Dave Barry
* If there are obstacles, the shortest line between two
points may be the crooked line.
--
Bertolt Brecht
* If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to
almost anything.
--
Fred Menger
* If God had to give a woman wrinkles, he might at least
have put them on the soles of her feet.
--
Ninon de L'Enclos, said in 1665
* If the Third World War is fought with nuclear weapons,
the fourth will be fought with bows and arrows.
--Lord Louis Mountbatten, said in 1975
* If you're going to sin, sin against God, not the
bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy
won't.
--
Hyman Rickover
* If we are all in agreement on the decision, then I
propose we postpone further discussion of this matter until our next
meeting to give ourselves time to develop disagreement and perhaps
gain some understanding of what the decision is all about.
--
Alfred P. Sloan
* If there are any of you at the back
who do not hear me, please do not raise your hands because I am also
nearsighted.
--
W. H. Auden